Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive collection, perfect for any occasion, including:
- Business casual officewear
- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)
- Red carpet events
- Weddings
- Walking the dog
- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral
3 products
3 products
Useless Farm Animals Crewneck
Regular price $399.00
Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive sweatshirt, perfect for any occasion, including:
- Business casual officewear
- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)
- Red carpet events
- Weddings
- Walking the dog
- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
|
Width, in
|
Length, in
|
Sleeve length, in
|
|
|
S
|
18
|
28
|
8.23
|
|
M
|
20
|
29.26
|
8.51
|
|
L
|
21.97
|
30.24
|
8.75
|
|
XL
|
23.98
|
31.26
|
9.02
|
|
2XL
|
25.99
|
32.49
|
9.26
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
33.51
|
9.49
|
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Farm Animals Tshirt
Regular price $288.00
Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive tshirt, perfect for any occasion, including:
- Business casual officewear
- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)
- Red carpet events
- Weddings
- Walking the dog
- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
|
Width, in
|
Length, in
|
Sleeve length, in
|
|
|
S
|
18
|
28
|
8.23
|
|
M
|
20
|
29.26
|
8.51
|
|
L
|
21.97
|
30.24
|
8.75
|
|
XL
|
23.98
|
31.26
|
9.02
|
|
2XL
|
25.99
|
32.49
|
9.26
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
33.51
|
9.49
|
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Farm Animals Hoodie
Regular price $423.00
Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive hoodie, perfect for any occasion, including:
- Business casual officewear
- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)
- Red carpet events
- Weddings
- Walking the dog
- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size
|
Width, in
|
Length, in
|
Sleeve length, in
|
|
|
S
|
18
|
28
|
8.23
|
|
M
|
20
|
29.26
|
8.51
|
|
L
|
21.97
|
30.24
|
8.75
|
|
XL
|
23.98
|
31.26
|
9.02
|
|
2XL
|
25.99
|
32.49
|
9.26
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
33.51
|
9.49
|
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)
Doug![]()
Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!
Keith![]()
Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!
Karen![]()
