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Make every day of 2024 a Stanley Day. Triple threat Stanley (Dancing, character acting, and Karen) calendar is THE must-have wall accessory for 2024. Available in two sizes to accomodate any wall (11" x 8.5" and 14" x 11.5"). 

Stanley with his flower crown is the absolute epidome of the uselessness that world needs more of. Every time you wear this, imagine Stanley giving you a hug with his tiny little wings. Wait maybe don't do that his wings are gross.

A unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. The material is a thick blend of cotton and polyester. This makes for a plush, soft feel alongside warmth. A spacious kangaroo pocket hangs in front. The hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater.

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Stanley with his flower crown is the absolute epidome of the uselessness that world needs more of. Every time you wear this, imagine Stanley giving you a hug with his tiny little wings. Wait maybe don't do that his wings are gross.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive sweatshirt, perfect for any occasion, including:

- Business casual officewear

- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)

- Red carpet events

- Weddings

- Walking the dog

- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size

Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive hoodie, perfect for any occasion, including:

- Business casual officewear

- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)

- Red carpet events

- Weddings

- Walking the dog

- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size

Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive tshirt, perfect for any occasion, including:

- Business casual officewear

- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)

- Red carpet events

- Weddings

- Walking the dog

- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size

Show people how much you enjoy nonsense and attempted m u r d e r with this comfey crewneck. Five star rating from evereyone on the farm except Brad.

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Show everyone that your humor is * chef's kiss * and also that you're a super great person because you support these amazing creatures.

A unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. The material is a thick blend of cotton and polyester. This makes for a plush, soft feel alongside warmth. A spacious kangaroo pocket hangs in front (kangaroo not included). The hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater.

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size

Show everyone that you're a great person because you support these amazing creatures. And also you must be funny if you like my nonsense.

A tee with softness that is perfect for a toddler's sensitive skin. With a durable, high quality print, it's a perfect fit for the first ventures.

.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

Show everyone that your humor is * chef's kiss * and also that you're a great person because you support these amazing creatures.

Made from very soft cotton, this tee is really comfortable for an active lifestyle.

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size

.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size