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This 2026 wall calendar brings a year of big personalities and bright photography to your wall. Each month showcases a large, vibrant image printed on thick, high-quality paper stock, with a matte writable grid below so you can jot appointments, reminders, and little notes without smudging. Wire coil binding and a centered hanging hole make flipping months effortless and mounting simple in a kitchen, office, or studio. Choose the compact 11" x 8.5" matte version or the larger 14" x 11.5" glossy option — both keep the calendar grids matte for smooth pen and marker use while letting the artwork pop.

Hang it where you live and work. Watch a playful or quirky photo greet you each month. The combination of bold color prints and practical, writable grids keeps your schedule clear and your walls interesting all year long.

Product features
- Wire coil binding with centered 4mm hanging hole for easy display and month flipping
- Vibrant, large-format images printed with advanced color techniques
- Thick, high-quality paper stock for a premium feel
- Matte, uncoated month grids that accept pens and permanent markers without smudging
- Two size options: 11" x 8.5" (matte) and 14" x 11.5" (glossy)

Care instructions

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Perfect mug for board meetings

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Bright, cheeky, and impossible to ignore — this 15oz ceramic mug brings a wink to slow mornings and chaotic workdays. A shaggy alpaca portrait sits inside a bold black circle with the playful line “404 Brain Cell Not Found,” set against a vivid teal background. It feels like the inside-joke you share with co-workers or the sassy companion you reach for on bleary Monday mornings. Holds a generous pour of coffee, tea, or cocoa while the rounded rim and comfortable C-handle make every sip effortless. The sturdy white ceramic finish keeps the colors striking wash after wash.

Product features
- 15 oz capacity — roomy for large pours
- 100% white ceramic — bright, durable surface
- Microwave-safe — reheat drinks with ease
- Dishwasher-safe — low-maintenance cleaning
- Lead- and BPA-free with comfortable C-handle

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Michael. Sweet, simple, majestic Michael. That brain cell of his logged out in '98, went home, and blocked his number.

 

Perfect shirt for board meetings.

 

 

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Soft, cozy, and quietly detailed — this hoodie brings a little scene to your everyday. A slim horizontal illustration across the chest adds subtle personality without shouting. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it feel like a warm, familiar companion on slow mornings, late-night walks, or just lounging with a book. Lightweight enough for layering, yet substantial enough to hold its shape and keep you comfortable when the air turns sharp. Thoughtful stitching, color-matched drawcord, and tear-away label keep distractions low so the design and the feel can do the talking.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, softness, and print durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm and hold essentials
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for a clean, durable finish
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth silhouette
- Available embroidery/DTF printing options and tear-away neck label for comfort

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Michael. Sweet, simple, majestic Michael. That brain cell of his logged out in '98, went home, and blocked his number.

 

Perfect for board meetings.

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

 

Made with 100% cotton twill for high-end comfort and durability, these custom distressed hats bring all the style and practicality one needs in daily life. The low profile along with the D-ring closure on a self-fabric hideaway strap ensures both proper protection from the sun and that perfect, adjustable fit.

Please note: Small details and letters within 1/2 inch of the seam line should be avoided due to the nature of DTF printing. Small prints may lift from the fabric. Prefer wider logos and images, or ensure text has a sufficient background to improve adhesion.

.: 100% cotton twill
.: Sewn-in label
.: Closure: self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider
.: Printed using Direct to Film (DTF) technology
.: Please note: Due to a special finishing process, distress and color may vary

A true statement piece that is sure to become a wardrobe staple. Hostile. Assertive. And sure to give you the confidence to keep fighting the good fight. Or the bad fight idk you.

.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs bigger than usual

Channel your inner Karen

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

The unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors. Heather colors and sports grey include polyester. The shoulders have twill tape for improved durability. There are no side seams. The collar is made with ribbed knitting to prevent curling damage.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Tap directly into the violent, unstoppable force of nature that is Richard with this shirt. It radiates so much Big Richard Energy that nearby pedestrians may experience sudden intimidation, confusion, or the desire to flee.

 

This is not a shirt.

This is a warning label.

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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Rest in Piss

This unisex ultra cotton tee is a classic. Quality cotton construction means that designs are sure to shine. The shoulders are tapped for a good upper-body fit. There are no side seams, ensuring a clean, unbroken flow. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity. The materials that went into this product are sustainably sourced and economically friendly.

.: This unisex tee is an excellent, all-season wear thanks to its medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)). Made with 100% US cotton, this tee guarantees long-lasting comfort and style.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline make it a highly versatile choice for casual and semi-formal occasions as its neat, clean looks can blend in any setting and are perfect for accessorizing.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations and provides a scratch-free wearing experience.
.: Fabric Blends: Ash Grey - 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Heather Colors & Safety Colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Antique Colors & Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Rest in Piss

 

This unisex ultra cotton tee is a classic. Quality cotton construction means that designs are sure to shine. The shoulders are tapped for a good upper-body fit. There are no side seams, ensuring a clean, unbroken flow. The collar has ribbed knitting for improved elasticity. The materials that went into this product are sustainably sourced and economically friendly.

.: This unisex tee is an excellent, all-season wear thanks to its medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)). Made with 100% US cotton, this tee guarantees long-lasting comfort and style.
.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline make it a highly versatile choice for casual and semi-formal occasions as its neat, clean looks can blend in any setting and are perfect for accessorizing.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations and provides a scratch-free wearing experience.
.: Fabric Blends: Ash Grey - 99% cotton, 1% polyester, Heather Colors & Safety Colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Antique Colors & Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

ily more than

Brad hates everything. Happy Valentine's Day.

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Send this digital download with vicious Brad to your bestie, the love of your life, or just and acquaintance idk.

This is a digital download, so you will need to download it and send it to your sweetheart.

Thank you for supporting the farm! We all love you (except for Brad)

We love a consistent queen.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

We love a consistent queen.

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Thank you so brain cell donation, and although the transplant was an unmitigated failure in every possible way, it's the thought that counts. Unless you're Michael. He hasn't had a thought since 1993, bless his heart.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Crowdfunding a braincell for this poor sweet thing

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size

Thank you so brain cell donation, and although the transplant was an unmitigated failure in every possible way, it's the thought that counts. Unless you're Michael. He hasn't had a thought since 1993, bless his heart.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size