I'd rather be @useless_farm sticker
I'd rather be @useless_farm sticker

I'd rather be @useless_farm sticker

Regular price $8.99 Save $-8.99
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Only 903 items in stock!

Show everyone where you are on a scale of this sticker to 10. If you want to be here, you definitely need a hug or a drink. Or both idk.

I use these on the rear window of my car (for god's sake don't put it anywhere it will obstruct your view), on my coffee mug, and on Stanley and Karen's windows (durable as h e l l - Stanley is at them all the time).

This vinyl sticker is 10 cm (remember, we're Canadian).

Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49

We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!

All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!

Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)

Doug

Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!

Keith

Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!

Karen