Steve Feather
Steve Feather

Steve Feather

Regular price $14.99 Save $-14.99
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Only 26 items in stock!

At the end of the mating season, our male peacocks realize that they don't need to be beautiful anymore so, like a 54 year old man, they let themselves go and lose their tailfeathers. We collect them off the ground, so these are seasonal items. They ship in an envelope, and I'll always include the end of the feather so you can see they were humanely gathered and not stolen from their butts.

 

** We are sold out for now - or at least until Steve decides to let himself go again**

Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49

We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!

All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!

Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)

Doug

Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!

Keith

Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!

Karen