Contact Us

Every product purchased helps support the farm. Your support means more than you'll ever know - Thank you so much for enjoying and supporting our nonsense!

Unfortunately, because no insurance company in their right mind would insure us against Brad & Karen, we aren't open to the public. But our mailing address is:

Our PayPal is  paypal.me/uselessfarm

Thank you so much for your unbelievable generosity - We love the letters and wonderful things you share with us!! We simply cannot thank you enough! 

Please reach out through this form - or more directly at friends@uselessfarm.com. Looking forward to hearing from you! ❤️

Love from all of us except Brad,

Amanda