Stanley with his flower crown is the absolute epidome of the uselessness that world needs more of. Every time you wear this, imagine Stanley giving you a hug with his tiny little wings. Wait maybe don't do that his wings are gross.
A unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. The material is a thick blend of cotton and polyester. This makes for a plush, soft feel alongside warmth. A spacious kangaroo pocket hangs in front. The hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater.
.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless AF Short Sleeve Tee
Regular price
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Stanley with his flower crown is the absolute epidome of the uselessness that world needs more of. Every time you wear this, imagine Stanley giving you a hug with his tiny little wings. Wait maybe don't do that his wings are gross.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)
Doug
Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!
Keith
Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!