The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie
The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie

The Whole Crew's Here Hoodie

Regular price €48,95 Save €-48,95
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Only 1 items in stock!

Behold: the unmedicated cast of Useless Farm, lined up like 

a) they’re about to drop the world’s weirdest album, or

b) they just had their mugshots taken (Michael does the cavity searches pro bono btw)

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A soft, roomy hoodie with a narrow, hand-drawn skyline graphic across the chest — quiet, minimalist, and made for slow mornings and long walks. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels warm without bulk. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give the silhouette a clean, finished look. Wear it with the pouch pocket full of warm hands and small essentials, or layer it under a coat when the day turns colder. The subtle front artwork sits low and narrow, so the piece reads understated and personal rather than loud. It’s the kind of sweatshirt you reach for when you want comfort that still looks considered — a wearable, everyday companion for city wanderers and folks who favor calm, pared-back style.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and smooth printing
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands and small items warm
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for durability and style
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF-compatible construction with optional embroidery placements

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49

We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!

All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!

Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)

Doug

Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!

Keith

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Karen