Show everyone that your humor is * chef's kiss * and also that you're a great person because you support these amazing creatures.
Made from very soft cotton, this tee is really comfortable for an active lifestyle.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) .: Eurofit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) .: Eurofit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Farm Hoodie
Regular price
$73.00
Save $-73.00
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Show everyone that your humor is * chef's kiss * and also that you're a super great person because you support these amazing creatures.
A unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. The material is a thick blend of cotton and polyester. This makes for a plush, soft feel alongside warmth. A spacious kangaroo pocket hangs in front (kangaroo not included). The hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater.
.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
.: 50% Cotton 50% Polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Farm Kids Tee
Regular price
$28.00
Save $-28.00
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Show everyone that you're a great person because you support these amazing creatures. And also you must be funny if you like my nonsense.
A tee with softness that is perfect for a toddler's sensitive skin. With a durable, high quality print, it's a perfect fit for the first ventures.
.: 100% combed ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)
Doug
Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!
Keith
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