2 products
2 products
Donated a brain cell to Michael Tee
Regular price $39.99
Thank you so brain cell donation, and although the transplant was an unmitigated failure in every possible way, it's the thought that counts. Unless you're Michael. He hasn't had a thought since 1993, bless his heart.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
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Width, in
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Length, in
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Sleeve length, in
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|
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S
|
18
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28
|
8.23
|
|
M
|
20
|
29.26
|
8.51
|
|
L
|
21.97
|
30.24
|
8.75
|
|
XL
|
23.98
|
31.26
|
9.02
|
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2XL
|
25.99
|
32.49
|
9.26
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
33.51
|
9.49
|
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Donated a brain cell to Michael Hoodie
Regular price $54.99
Thank you so brain cell donation, and although the transplant was an unmitigated failure in every possible way, it's the thought that counts. Unless you're Michael. He hasn't had a thought since 1993, bless his heart.
.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
|
Width, in
|
Length, in
|
Sleeve length, in
|
|
|
S
|
18
|
28
|
8.23
|
|
M
|
20
|
29.26
|
8.51
|
|
L
|
21.97
|
30.24
|
8.75
|
|
XL
|
23.98
|
31.26
|
9.02
|
|
2XL
|
25.99
|
32.49
|
9.26
|
|
3XL
|
28
|
33.51
|
9.49
|
We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)
Doug![]()
Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!
Keith![]()
Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!
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