Poor Sweet Michael
Literal elevator music playing in his brain 24/7.
Always has hay hanging out the side of his mouth and he doesn’t even know it’s there.
Michael is a poor sweet thing and doesn’t have a single thought behind those eyes.
His father, Craig (retired neurosurgeon), is putting him through school to be a professional unicyclist.
Karen the Emu
Hates me with every fiber of her being.
Her husband recently died under mysterious circumstances.
Stanley the Emu
Sweetest angel who’s ever existed.
Loves to cuddle & wear fancy hats.
King of the zoomies.
Enjoys pretend treats.
Keith the Alpaca
The best kisser.
When he gets mad at the other animals he will spit but his aim is terrible and he usually just spits straight up in the air.
If he worked in an office, he would microwave his tuna sandwich in the office microwave and not even realize it was gross.
Keith suffers from social anxiety and anxiety in general.
Doug the Minidonkey
His love language is attention.
Would be a lap-donkey if it was possible.
Frequently has his d out.
Gets v upset if he's more than 1 inch away from me.
Brad the Silkie Rooster
Absolute piece of shit but I love him.
Will attack me for absolutely no reason. I’ll just be standing there existing and you’ll hear a thump-thump-thump and look behind you and Brad will be running across the yard to attack me.
Despises my legs.
Steve the Peacock
An absolute DICK to all of the other animals in the summer, but chills out in the winter.
Everyone is terrified of him.
Mad luxurious tail.
Beautiful af and he KNOWS it
Lucy the Pony
Lucy is beauty, Lucy is grace
Lucy and her BFF Robert like to wear high ponytails and judge people.
Robert Fisch the Minihorse
Thinks he is a full sized stallion.
Craig the Alpaca
Supporting his son, Michael's, dream to be a professional unicyclist (it's not going well).
Lorraine & Josh the Baby Emus
Went to Maury and found out that Karen and Stanley ARE the parents.
Really rolling the dice on personalities for these two.Lorraine & Josh went to live at a new home to keep another baby emu company.
Clifford the Chocolate Lab
A friend to everyone.
Loves to eat garbage, but who doesn't I just ate an entire bag of chips for breakfast so same Clifford.