Useless Farm Animal Names Collection

Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive collection, perfect for any occasion, including:

- Business casual officewear

- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)

- Red carpet events

- Weddings

- Walking the dog

- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral

3 products

3 products

Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)


Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!


Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!