Useless Farm Valentine's Day ECards

Show someone you REALLY love them, and that you're also incredibly thoughtful, smart, kind, and presumably VERY good-looking by sending them a Valentine's Day ecard from Useless Farm. These will be available until Feb 15th because some of yall don't have your ish together (I might also be talking to myself).

Note: These are a digital download, so you will need to download it (it's .mp4) and send it to your sweetheart.

Thank you for your support and HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to everyone except Brad.

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