The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
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The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee
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The Whole Crew's Here Tee
The Whole Crew's Here Tee

The Whole Crew's Here Tee

CHF 33.00 Save CHF -33.00
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Only 1 items in stock!

Behold: the unmedicated cast of Useless Farm, lined up like

a) they’re about to drop the world’s weirdest album, or

b) had their mugshots taken (Michael does the cavity searches smh)

 

 

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This lightweight cotton tee carries a quiet, thoughtful graphic across the chest — a thin horizon of small, detailed figures and objects that invite a second look. The image feels like a snapshot of everyday life: people pausing, walking, carrying things, sharing a moment. Wear it when you want clothing that listens rather than shouts. The soft, smooth fabric sits close to the body without stiffness, and the clean crew neckline keeps the silhouette simple so the art can breathe. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want comfort and a subtle conversation starter during long coffee runs, slow walks through town, or relaxed meetups with friends.

Product features
- Tubular, seamless knit reduces fabric waste and gives a clean drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft and smooth for year-round wear
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified
- Prints use DTG for the main art with optional DTF for sleeves and neck labels

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49

We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!

All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!

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