Useless Farm Animals Hoodie
Useless Farm Animals Hoodie
Useless Farm Animals Hoodie
Useless Farm Animals Hoodie
Useless Farm Animals Hoodie
Useless Farm Animals Hoodie

Useless Farm Animals Hoodie

Regular price $42.99 Save $-42.99
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Only -10 items in stock!

Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive hoodie, perfect for any occasion, including:

- Business casual officewear

- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)

- Red carpet events

- Weddings

- Walking the dog

- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size

Width, in
Length, in
Sleeve length, in
S
18
28
8.23
M
20
29.26
8.51
L
21.97
30.24
8.75
XL
23.98
31.26
9.02
2XL
25.99
32.49
9.26
3XL
28
33.51
9.49

We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!

All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!

Useless Merch is almost as good as a human cuddle (but not quite)

Doug

Hasn't helped my anxiety, but at least the shirts are comfortable?!

Keith

Get me off this $&#! website or I'm gonna #&$!# end you!

Karen