Personalized Video Messages!!
Regular price $75.00
Do you need a meditation session with Michael? Fashion advice from Stanley? Want Glenn with two n’s to ask someone to marry you through interpretive dance? Do you need Karen to deliver your 2 weeks notice to your boss?
Well, do I have something exciting for you! We are now offering personalized video messages! When you purchase a personalized video message, the money goes towards funding all the nonsense here at Useless Farm like vet care, food, fences, Janet & Glenn with two n’s dance classes, therapy for Karen, treatment for Curtis’ pica, Gary Gusey‘s legal fees, Stanley & Karen’s piano lessons, PTO for the HR dept, and so much more.
Once you have placed your order, you will receive a link to your private YouTube video within 10 days.
Some notes:
- I will stick to your request as closely as I can, but please understand that some requests may not be possible (due to illness, or something not being in the best interest at the animals).
- I will not do anything that could possibly harm the animals.
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If you follow me you already know this, but I have to say it: I will not tolerate or complete any requests that ask us to say something racist, sexist, or anti-LGBTQ2+. PERIODT.
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Width, in
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Length, in
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Sleeve length, in
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S
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18
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28
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8.23
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M
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20
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29.26
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8.51
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L
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21.97
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30.24
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8.75
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XL
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23.98
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31.26
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9.02
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2XL
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25.99
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32.49
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9.26
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3XL
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28
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33.51
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9.49
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We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!
All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!
