For everyone except brad

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

Useless Farm Animals Crewneck

$49.99

Color — Ash

Ash

Indigo Blue

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Stanley and I are excited to offer this very exclusive sweatshirt, perfect for any occasion, including:

- Business casual officewear

- Making cookies (as long as they aren't cookies with raisins)

- Red carpet events

- Weddings

- Walking the dog

- Karen says you can wear it to my funeral

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn-in label
.: Runs true to size

	Width, in	Length, in	Sleeve length, in
S	18	28	8.23
M	20	29.26	8.51
L	21.97	30.24	8.75
XL	23.98	31.26	9.02
2XL	25.99	32.49	9.26
3XL	28	33.51	9.49

We aim for two weeks shipping, but in the event of high volume there may be delays. If there is, we will let you know!

All proceeds go to help the farm, but if you are unhappy with your tee, we will offer a full refund!

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